The first
article in the "Thuner Tagblatt"
(18/12/2002)
Here the English
translation.
Wanted: hemp farmer Laisenia Savu
Fiji newspaper canard landed in Thun?
A house and two cars:
a Fiji Islander is believed to earn
incredibly as hemp farmer. This was
reported in the "Fiji Times".
Reality or newspaper hoax 'made in
paradise'?
The Fiji Islands:
whoever hears this name, perceives sun,
sand and palms - in short, a paradise on
earth. Whoever lives there on this
Pacific island nation north of New
Zealand hardly intends to leave this
dream earth speck and to migrate to the
grey-skyed city of Thun. But exactly
this a Fiji Islander has done and made
his fortune here. Or, maybe not really?
For the industry
But first the story.
In August, "The Fiji Times"
published an article about a citizen
named Laisenia Savu. The title"Savu
turns hemp farmer". The 32-year old
Mister Savu allegedly, according to the
newspaper, married a Swiss eight years
ago and settled with her in the Thun
region. Here, the newspaper reports
further, he plants 'industrial hemp' -
hemp for industrial purposes. While one
is able to smoke this kind of hemp, one
does not get the 'high' due to the very
limited active agent - on the contrary
one might have a substantial cough. On
the contrary, industrial hemp serves as
the basis for the production of textiles
and other products like cosmetics and
food products (for example for the hemp
bred which is nowadays sold in various
bakeries around Thun).
On 10'000 square metres
According to the
"Fiji Times", Mister Savu is
planting his hemp on an area the size of
two soccer fields, thus resulting in
10'000 square metres. He occupies twelve
employees from Holland, Italy, Sri Lanka
and Switzerland. Once a month, he
travels to Holland to buy new seeds.
Last year, he harvested 87 kilograms for
which he earned 12'000 Swiss francs per
kilo. From this revenue he bought a
double storey house "near a lake in
Thun and two cars". Thus far the
facts as serves by the "Fiji
Times" to its readers.
Savu, the unheard of
The Thuner Tagblatt (TT)
would have loved to make contact with
Mister Savu and to ask him about his
experience with his hemp business. But
that was the start of our difficulties.
Because: nobody knows a Mister Savu. In
the electronic phone book there is no
entry under this name. Furthermore,
people familiar with the region and
insiders from the hemp scene were just
shaking there head when asked.
Everything seemed really strange,
because whoever plants hemp on a farm
the size of two soccer fields can't keep
this secret long enough. The cantonal
police has also not made more progress
than the TT. If follows, however, the
story with interest, but was so far
unable to dig deeper. Police spokesman Jürg
Mosimann simply titles the story as
"confusing". With which we
wholeheartedly agree. Because the story
reeks of contradictions and absurdities
which arouse suspicion if this story is
not a veritable newspaper hoax
"made in Fiji".
Four contradictions
Contraction #1: Savu
says that he eliminates the male hemp
plants as soon as he can determine their
sex. The fact is: sex of the plant plays
no role with hemp for industrial
purposes. This is only relevant if one
wants to get doped with the weed.
Because only female plants are causing
the high.
Contradiction #2: For
being able to plant industrial hemp, one
does not have do drive all the way to
Holland to secure the seeds. The can be
bought locally - and fully legal.
Whoever travels to the hemp capital of
Europe to buy seeds does this only to
produce the most potent drug hemp. In
this, the Dutch are leaders.
Contradiction #3:
Whoever plants industrial hemp on two
soccer fields (approximately 10'000
square metres), can harvest not 87
kilograms but a multiple of this.
Contradiction #4: No
person in his right mind pays 12'000
Swiss francs per kilogram of industrial
hemp. For such, you only get a mere 60
Swiss francs per kilo - as research in
the hemp scene revealed. As a
comparison: for top quality drug hemp
the producer currently gets 6'000 Swiss
francs per kilo.
The summary: A juicy
story for the Fiji Islanders. garnished
with a heap of fantasy but without a
relation to reality. If the Thuner
Tagblatt is wrong with this assessment,
we will, dear readers, keep you abreast
with the latest news.